The recently disclosed keynote speech given by Don JonVonavich at Bonnaroo Music Festival is treasonous in both content and character. All efforts should be made by the Imperial Crown to hold him accountable for his words and actions. There is no clearer example of justifiable use of The Crown's powers under the Imperial Patriot Act than to locate, arrest and imprison this traitor. (In the spirit of full disclosure DonJon is the Eccentric Publisher of this pamplet and my employer)
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The Following is a transcript from the Vanity Files, the number one nightly news opinion show on The Holy Channel co-anchored by Sean Vanity and Alan Tombs with guest host Annie Foulter.
INSIDE THE HOLY CHANNEL NEWS ROOM:
Sean Vanity Annie Foulter and Alan Tombs are discussing the day’s unfolding events. Sean is wearing a gladiators breast plate over his conservative grey flannel suit with a matching leather helmet and designer chin strap, his ever present gladiator sword is on top of his desk. A seemingly demur but verbally ruthless AnnieFoulter, age 11, is to his right. She wears a couture baby-Jane style Roman Chiton and a golden Dior laurel branch crown upon her long blond pig-tailed hair. A lollipop protrudes from the cheek of her mouth on which she is incessantly sucking. To Vanity’s left sits an unkempt, possibly smelly, probably stoned, wild haired and bearded Alan Tomb’s, wearing the peasant garb of a Plebeian slave, he speaks in annoying California surfer lingo.
Infamous Nashville Duo Declares Chestnut Commons "IS ART"
"This place is like the factory and the Chelsea Hotel dropped in the middle of Music City. I am not talking about what I saw going on there because of the army-like regulation on don't ask, don't tell, but I will say that this joint does not house art, it IS ART"
Betty Dylan
Chestnut Commons Like "Primordial Soup," Nourishes Yogi's Bohemian soul
"It has become, as it were, a 'Primordial Soup' nourishing my Bohemian soul. The graciously fueled performances held at the nefarious Chestnut Commons have endearingly become a staple of my Dadaists diet. As the Bodhisattva stated 'Abandon all concepts of what you think and cross the threshold upon a globe of resonance pure and unequivocal. Now unabashed go into this ancient world where the logical and illogical collide, bend and then flow. Imagine a circle. Where does it begin? Where does it end? Soon one finds oneself soothed by the paradoxical blitz, and as time fades, mind becomes NO MIND. Is it the sound of one hand clapping? Or perhaps the sound of a tree that falls in the wilderness when no one is there to hear? Dimensions become obsolete when form becomes formless. Now we Are, now we Are not, yet, there it ALL is. Should this be a color, perhaps amber with strewn shades of violet? Should it be a flower, perhaps a purple rose growing in the nights shadows.' A wonderful thought to reflect upon."
The recently disclosed keynote speech given by Don JonVonavich at Bonnaroo Music Festival is treasonous in both content and character. All efforts should be made by the Imperial Crown to hold him accountable for his words and actions. There is no clearer example of justifiable use of The Crown's powers under the Imperial Patriot Act than to locate, arrest and imprison this traitor. (In the spirit of full disclosure DonJon is the Eccentric Publisher of this pamplet and my employer) 
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